July 2010
46 posts
Baby, those ARE the right words. Momma Monster is the one singing it wrong.
That is so cool of you guys!
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Voldemort is Awesome- Draco and the Malfoys
You know the first time that you tried to kill Harry
My dad told me it was really scary
We did not know if you ever were going to come back to us
Your people
When the curse reversed it hurt you real bad
Some jerks were happy
No, they were not sad
They said, “Hooray
There’s no way he’s okay
Yeah I think he has gone away
Far away
There to stay
Oh hooray”
They didn’t know that you were freakin’ awesome
Voldemort I think that you are really freakin’ awesome
‘Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about
It won’t take that much longer
You’re getting stronger every day
And now those jerks are worried that you’re coming back, yeah
They’re afraid that you will attack and
I know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers
And now it looks like you’ll be back in your place
My dad was so glad he didn’t punch me in the face
He said, “Hooray
He’s okay
Oh Voldaya
Yeah, I think he is back to stay
Praise the day
I am gay
Oh hooray”
Voldemort I think that you are really freakin’ awesome
Don’t you know that I want to be freakin’ awesome too?
Won’t you do me a solid
And share with me your knowledge
It won’t take that longer
I could get stronger every day
So much stronger
Voldie won’t you teach me about Horcruxes
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever
So you’s and me can be together
And show everyone else something more to do too
Voldie won’t you teach me about Horcruxes
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever
So you’s and me can be together
And show everyone else something more to do too
Slytherin Pride- Draco and the Malfoys
You see us knock others down to succeed.
You see us as wizards who crave so much more than we need.
So what if we’re cunning?
So what if we’re ambitious?
We’ve got something burning up inside;
We’ve got Slytherin pride.
We’ve got Slytherin pride.
We’ve got Slytherin pride.
If there’s gotta be a winner, then it should be us.
If you can’t keep up, we’ll leave you crumbling in the dust.
So what if we cheated?
So what if we lied?
We’ve got something burning up inside;
We’ve got Slytherin pride.
Yeah, we’ve got Slytherin pride.
We’ve got Slytherin pride.
Our status is always upstanding.
Our compliments are always backhanded.
We like nothing better than winning,
Except for partying and rock and rolling
We’ve got Slytherin pride.
Yeah, we’ve got Slytherin pride.
We’ve got Slytherin pride.
We’ve got Slytherin pride.



















